Create the liquid foundation: In a high-powered blender, combine cottage cheese, hemp hearts, and cold water. Secure the lid and blend on medium for about 20 seconds until smooth.
Wilt the greens: Add spinach. Pulse until fully incorporated, scraping down the sides as needed.
Introduce the frozen fruit: Add frozen mango evenly over the green base.
Add the creamifiers: Add banana chunks and frozen riced cauliflower.
Begin the power blend: Secure the lid. Start on low and use the tamper to press ingredients toward the blades. Use the tamper only with the lid on; never insert utensils.
Ramp up and finalize: Increase to high and continue blending/tamping for 45–75 seconds. Mixture is ready when thick and scoopable—similar to soft-serve—and holds on a spoon without running. Stop if the mixture warms to avoid thinning.
Serve immediately: Divide among four bowls. Add desired toppings and enjoy right away.
Notes
Storage: Best enjoyed fresh; texture and color fade on standing.
Thickness troubleshooting: If the blender stalls, add 1 Tbsp cold water at a time until the blades catch. For a thicker bowl, add a few ice cubes with the frozen fruit.
Ingredient swaps: Plain, low-fat Greek yogurt can replace cottage cheese; use a low-sodium option.